Saturday, February 18, 2006


I AM ALLOWED TO SHOOT PEOPLE! Of course no charges will be laid. Preposterous. I've slaughtered hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. Who cares about one little lawyer? In fact I shot him at nearly point blank range (go here for proof) and IT FELT GOOD!
Wouldn't you just love to know whether I was drunk or I did it on purpose? I'LL NEVER TELL.
I just want you to keep saying to yourselves: "He's the guy I want influencing the doings of the giant American Military. When he kills people, he's got a good reason."
It really would be better for you if you stop asking me any questions. You should know by now that we never tell you anything, and now things are set up so that if you dare question us, we can round ya up and KILL YA!
Look Out World I'm On Top and I'm Comin' Down On All Of Ya!!!

- from the desk of the Second Most Powerful Man In America